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无力吐槽，本来打算看环太平洋，没注意就被坑了。。说说剧情。三个主角也是军队精英吧，竟然轻而易举违抗命令，结果被强制停机，弱智！一主角击退怪兽后，反抗抓捕他的卫兵，真把自己当英雄？怪兽被杀主要是那个驾驶员的功劳好嘛？以为立了功就没了违抗军令的过？？击杀怪兽后，平民死伤无数，然后军队快乐的去开庆功宴。。。还有，军队竟然会有两个声音，你逗我？两个人闹别扭核弹发着玩啊！！编剧真是秀智商。全程无脑，没有几处合乎情理。这是给美军抹黑的吧！！！

为了不辜负狄老板赠于我“烂片狂魔小王子”的名头，昨晚吃泡面时百无聊赖地观摩了这部由号称山寨之王的The Asylum公司出品的《环太平洋》姊妹篇，结果差点失手把泡面扣到笔记本上，写出了我过千阅片生涯中首次使用、最简单、最贴切的一句话影评：What the fuck！简单说，这辈子没见过这么诡异的片子。那诡异的名气堪比横店群演的演员，那诡异的有如情景喜剧的布景，那诡异的淘宝同款式的服装，那诡异的不输《熊出没》级别的特效，那诡异的帕金森综合症一样的动作，那诡异的丧尸附体般的表情

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I got duped and started watching this believing it was the blockbuster "Pacific Rim". It was an impressive experience, my first exposure to a "mockbuster". To my defence, I quickly realized that I was not watching the real thing, so what the heck was I watching? I just couldn't believe that there was a market for this, so I came up with a few theories: * internet spoof: a bunch of movie buffs enjoy recreating scene-by-scene a blockbuster with intentionally minimalist SFX for release on YouTube * film school project: a bunch of students set out to recreate a multi-million blockbuster as quickly and inexpensively as possible, in order to learn the ropes What I finally settled on, was that I was watching an animated storyboard, i. e. a filmed first draft of the original movie script. I had to admire the actors for acting their hearts out, almost like in a real movie, only much more hammy

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